Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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