Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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