whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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