He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
