I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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