Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Boobs are out for the taking
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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