True but thats because hes a fetus.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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