I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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