You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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