So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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