and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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