i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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