is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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