GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I have so many feelings about this burrito
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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