I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
