I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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