How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
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