We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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