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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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