would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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