Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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