the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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