Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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