He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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