I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Bang-toberfest begins!!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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