Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Pooping to opera.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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