so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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