my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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