You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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