the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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