it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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