found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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