I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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