Soap is not a condiment
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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