Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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