oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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