You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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