We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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