He is such a slut. More and more my type.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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