I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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