how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize