a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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