he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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