I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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