help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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