Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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