just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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