covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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