My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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