i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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