It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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