I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
