I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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