brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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