margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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