ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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