I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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